DOCUMENTED AGE
38
years old, despite all available evidence
1238
AN INTERNET PRESENCE, AT LAST
The man.
The myth.
Michael.
Husband. Father of two. Owner of one suspiciously fancy 1991 BMW M3. Apparently twelve years old.
HUSBAND◆DAD × 2◆BMW M3 × 1◆
AGE 38*◆WEBSITE HAVER◆HUSBAND◆
01 OFFICIAL PROFILE
Adult on paper.
Twelve at heart.
We investigated Michael thoroughly. The findings are definitive, impressive, and occasionally contradictory.
MARITAL STATUS
YES
Very married
CHILDREN
02
Full-time dad specification
FANCY CARS
01
But honestly, it counts as several
02 SERIOUS PURSUITS
Three finely
cultivated hobbies.
Years of dedication. Unclear returns. Impeccable commitment.
01
FAMILY DYNAMICS
When his brother doesn’t make websites about him
RARE
02
CREATIVE DIRECTION
Making websites for himself through his brother
ACTIVE
03
PERSONAL DEVELOPMENT
Being twelve years old
38 YRS EXP.
03 THE GARAGE
1991 / BMW / M3
One car.
Zero notes.
Boxy, brilliant, and far more composed than its owner. A rolling reminder that excellent taste occasionally survives the early nineties.
- ERA
- Pre–touchscreen
- STANCE
- Immaculate
- OWNER PRIDE
- Off the chart
THE FANCY ONE · ARCHIVE 1991
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